HAPPY BIRTHDAY » jk rowling and harry james potter (july 31st)
"Why do I talk about the benefits of failure? Simply because failure meant a stripping away of the inessential. I stopped pretending to myself that I was anything other than what I was, and began to direct all my energy into finishing the only work that mattered to me."
happy 33rd birthday, harry james potter.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship
72. Once, some muggleborns pretended to brew an epic potion but it was actually just coke and mentos.
81. In March of 2013, a semi-large chunk of muggleborns went missing, only to be found in the Room of Requirements all crying and listening to My Chemical Romance on repeat.
227. 1920’s era Muggleborns lugging typewriters to school so they don’t have to write essays by hand, and their grandchildren trying to do the same with laptops only to have the electronics go haywire.
250. Filch hates the student population even more now, because 1) he still hasn’t found that bloody map, but he has suspicions about who may or may not have it, and 2) every year on a random day, the muggle-borns stage a magic-free paintball war, the results of which are staggering messes comparable only to the Weasley swamp that one time, and nobody can stop it because the entire school has gotten in on it.
238. Muggleborns, who after realizing they cant go to a convention because they’ll be at hogwarts, having cosplay contest but they can use magic too. so suddenly there are just a hoard of grey muggleborns with real horns, and someone transfigured a desk into the TARDIS, and someone else decked out their wand like a sonic, plus someone else used engorgio and is cosplaying a titan.
dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me
Inspired by: (x)
"But he misspelled Annabeth’s name-"
"Oh, no, it’s a pun."
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it